What if it Snows?

Oh dear lord...Kentucky and West Va.

The puns are building, and will soon climax if I don't release them.










Did you hear that the governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.

What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

I'm not saying Kentucky Wildcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The rest will dress themselves.

What does a girl from Kentucky do if she's not in bed by 10pm?
Go Home.

Anyone from those two states in this thread...my condolences, and your excluded from my stereotyping of WVA and KY.

When they ask for the Jelly in Kentucky...which are they asking for? That's one way to make breakfast awkward...




Sirscrapntruckalot - I blame my brother from another mother for all this @Wasted Thyme

 

Closer to 20... From what it looked like on the log bunk and now that its on the ground I estimate 17 to 21.

 

Indeed... Id be more excited if it was miraculously bucked, split, and stacked when I woke up in the morning... Does anyone have an "in" with the wood cutting elves????

 

How many stoves you have? Great looking load of wood, easy 20 cds. Maybe 25. That is a lot of wood to saw and split.

 

Here you go @Cattleman84 . Buy one of these.


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Oh and the meme for today

 

Yes Sir, that is the cat's meow. Wood processor that is.

 

Well.

Got ready to untarp, the tarp control box wasn’t getting fire.
So, pull battery box cover to check the relay and fuse, it’s good.
Climb under trailer, by fifth wheel checking to make sure good connection to the brain, inside the trailer.
All looks good.
Plug and unplug additional pigtail, then I seen the green light flash on.

So... we got power, but the buttons wouldn’t come on to turn the blue power light on.
So, I’m about ready to climb up and take the bolt out of the motor and open manually, but me being me, I hit the control box with a good backhand.
The darn thing started working.
So this could be a lesson, sometimes you just need to give something, maybe someone, a good backhand smack to get your point across that your serious.

 

Are you talking about a small cross bow saw with those large, gaping teeth? Those things are killer.

 

An idea for @lovesthedrive