What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. 77fib77

    77fib77 Road Train Member

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    I'm thinking that's an excellent pandemic job. You can just sit at home. Tele commute, get less work done, make sloths look speedy.
     
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  3. MACK E-6

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  4. Rideandrepair

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    My neighbors son in law stopped by, with his new Harley. Very nice, all solid black. Offered to let me take my wife for a ride!! Thanks but no thanks. Be just my luck. very surprised he offered. That was nice.
     
  5. Judge

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    Here’s a couple jokes,

    Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

    One more before I gotta hit the road, my 30 minute timeout is almost up.

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
    She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!!??"
     
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  6. 77fib77

    77fib77 Road Train Member

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    She's not real big. She jumps on the dash when I get out of the truck.
     
  7. SoulScream84

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    Not on stations paying New York and Nashville for their canned broadcasts. Get into Texas and the Southeast you can still find some real country from New artists.
     
  8. Espressolane

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    Used to go to see this band play all the time. Usually a $5.00 show with 4 or 5 bands.
     
  9. Dave_in_AZ

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    Speaking of growls. There was a Stage III growl this morning, followed about an hour later by an over-growl.
     
  10. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

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    Do to extreme hunger, we've stopped briefly for a free range organic vegan jalapeño cheese dog.
    Still need to advance the load about another 100 miles toward THE COMMUNIST STATE.
     
  11. Wasted Thyme

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    do we know what breed of dog is on the bun?
     
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