What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. lovesthedrive

    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

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    Old age and senility. Best bet is to reply "Yes dear". Then send her a reply asking where she left the phone your supposed to retrieve.

    Wait, the OM is diabetic from giving her treats, yet pizza and human food is ok?
     
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  3. homeskillet

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    I finally found an open restaurant in PA.

    It's a Denny's.

    Last sit down meal I had was at a Cenex in MN, so I'll take it.

    The place is critically understaffed. And hot. But I need a steak and eggs. "Gotta feed your blood", as Mrs Skillet always says.

    Between the heat and the 70-hr week, they done whipped the starch outta me.

    Already told the travel agent I'm taking the afternoon off. He had me set up for tomorrow, but said he could "get it covered", but he "might need me for Friday."

    I think I just set myself up for a world-class boning.

    I don't care. I'm lying down in a nice cool sleeper and watching a movie. Maybe occasionally checking in on the hijinks here.
     
  4. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    Could be right on the encroaching senility! I called her phone....sure enough, right there, plugged in getting the overnight charge. How she did it? As I sit here trying to figure out how to use the new Apple Watch the family insist I wear....it's a phone in itself...heart moniter (EKG,recorded), pulse-ox (recorded), step counter, workout assistant, stand up reminder.....come November (ish) will also somehow moniter blood pressure, breath rate. I'm all connected with bi-weekly reports to my cardiologist and pulmonologist. Wonder if they are working on an application for an OBGYN specialist?
     
  5. okiedokie

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    The real question that's weighing on everyones mind is......does he sing Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr. There I said it.
     
  6. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    You must be referring to....
     
  7. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    The best part of that episode.....
     
  8. Dale thompson

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    E3582A5F-35C8-4AA6-9700-A46456D5E9FA.jpeg 6D22B8F7-9611-4C00-A4A5-2C41AA8384C2.jpeg I visited the merc this morning it’s getting close I’m hoping to take it to a show on Sunday
     
  9. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    flashback riding with grandpa to the store.....good memory!
     
  10. 77fib77

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    Dave you can go out in a big bender. 5 meat lovers pizzas for the OM. A 1.75 liter of jamensons. Rent some dive motel room. Or get an internacional with a MaxForce. Then just goto town.

    Meat is keto and not bad for diabetics.
     
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  11. Judge

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    Kitties bumming food.

    reminds me of this..
     
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