What if it Snows?

A strong smell of Punjabi Dhaba mixed with armpit?

 

Then....how can you tell the difference between the salt and sugar?

 

Who is Longhair? (on both drug bottles)

 

The 2 happiest days in a man's life,
The day he buys a boat
And the day he sells it.

 

The day he sells it is much sweeter though...

 

Have you had your cup full of Schneider today?

 

Just when it looked like life in Reeferlandia couldn't possibly ever reach any higher plane, Joseph Biden the Great has seen fit to increase the food stamp allotment by 25%, a rather impressive increase. The outlook for refrigerated freight has never been better.

Word is coming down from on high to eat, drink & breed like there is no tomorrow, as the treasury has opened up and the filthy luker has sprung forth.

 

We are entering the cosmodrome with "Ride of the Valkyries" turned up to 11.

 

Kinda like the broker I use a lot, the other day he didn’t answer the phone, I DH about 40 mile toward house, called another broker I use on occasion, got 3 loads that one to KY, a reload from KY to KS, then a load from KS back home Friday.

When broker 1 called back, I was getting loaded with 2s first load.
Broker 1 got mad, wanted to know if I wanted to work with him or other guy!!!


I guess you can’t haul for more than 1 broker anymore, you’ll hurt feelings.


Copy from text.
“Hey Judge, do you want to deal with me or other broker going forward? Just easier to do one or the other.“


(Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

 

I work with considerably more brokers than you, and the only feelings I've hurt were those of an incompetent office jackwagon yesterday. Told him I had a ratecon coming his way to sign, he refused said I am not allowed to deal with brokers directly. Told him then you can explain to your boss why my truck isn't making money for him.