What if it Snows?

Well...
Called broker told him I was empty in Okrahouma.
He didn’t know how I made it today, they close at 5!

told him that would be nice to know, plus the address was nonexistent.
And he didn’t send the rate con til 0830, I was still in KS, loaded in MO, and empty here.
And told him I had time to stop for a pizza.
He didn’t believe me..

 

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
When I was a child I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is... " I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have gray hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came In there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

 

Stevens transport is buying all the skulls.

 

Junk on the dash. Same as paperwork and coffee cups.

 

Not my truck. He's a company driver. Not contract.

 

If you're not in contact...how do you know he's a company driver?

gotcha

 

Is that a fmcsa violation?

 

You get any skulls?

 

Fixed it. But to answer. His door doesn't say contractor division. It'd have that under the company name. But any truck number starting with a 3 is contractor.