What to do when they shut down interstates?

Sooo, I guess you would not understand what " that she has a kick stand " means, it runs parallel with Pickle Park, Teabagging is a military hazing thing....

 

"that she has a kickstand?"
This sentence fragment doesn't make any sense...

 

not sure if this is correct but it was one I found for it

When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".

 

I suspected it involved " women" with a third "leg"
but I think that I like your theory better...

 

PackRat I never even thought of that one. Seemed the truck stops were a little full for a weekend but it makes sense now.

 

Rand McNally road atlas has weather information phone numbers for all States in the front.

 

weatherbug has doppler for the whole country. not hard to see where the snow is at. google will have links for each state to find out the road conditions.

 

Twitter is your friend. Most states have live twitter feeds going 24x7, state hwy tweet, local news tweet, most states have 511 that you can call or follow on twitter. Go to certain States website for hwy info and live cams. It's not rock science to figure this out

 

that's pretty much how I've been doing it, but they're should be a more convenient way

 

a lot of highways and interstates also have camera systems, when i used to commute for work I would check the cameras on the 58 during storms just to keep an eye on when i should head home to where I lived in Tehachapi.