When cows fly...

Yup. No bull!lol

I’ve heard of moooove over laws,but I don’t think this is what the authorities had in mind!

 

I suppose, he did get a small advertising schtick out of this. Might want to relocate, however.

 

And some free steaks?

 

LOL...Free steaks off those old Holsteins will be worth just what you paid for them. It would be like trying to chew up a truck tire.
Think hamburger or stew meat instead.
You can get decent veal from dairy calves if they're fed right.

 

So not the cream of the crop.

 

Well I guess it’s either Happy Meals or mystery meat for them!!lol

 

We're thinking of outlawing puns here.

 

That driver will be hoofing it to the unemployment line.

 

PSA: "During these trying times, we appreciate your understanding and compliance with our 'no contact' policy. Until further notice, all livestock deliveries will be 'curbside' only, and BoLs will be completed by email. Thank you."

 

Poor animals. Dumb driver.