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  1. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    I doubt it. I'm still in commerce city... Getting ready to go to bed, then riding down to Pueblo to load. You'll probably be in Denver before I leave Pueblo.
     
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  3. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    If your a real "###### GIRL", then you'll here it if I see ya! I don't give out fake compliments!!! :biggrin_25525:
     
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  4. Injun

    Injun Road Train Member

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    Taking my 10 at Ports to Plains in Lamar.
     
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  5. blackw900

    blackw900 The Grandfather of Flatbed

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    Denver, CO. just finished unloading...

    As you all know, I have spent the last week or two being stalked by REDD. When he realized finaly that there was no way he was gonna catch the blackw900 in his Volvo, He recruited outerspacehillbilly to assist him in triangulating on me and finally cornering me in Ogden, UT. and forcing me to let him buy me lunch.

    REDD and outerspacehillbilly were going to wait while I went and picked up my load but then, wisely decided that the only way those two Volvos were ever gonna be able to run with the dreaded blackw900 was if they had a 2 state head start!

    So....Off they went, The 2 Volvo cowboys rawhidin' across Wyoming, watchin' their mirrors in frightened anticipation of seeing the dreaded blackw900 looming over the horizon and screaming passed them all the while eatin' leftover enchiladas and chips and salsa and sending them to join the ranks of those who's doors have been handily blown of by the intrepid blackw900.

    During the course of their futile attempt to outrun the dreaded blackw900, outerspacehillbilly blew a $500 fuse that powers the electronic prod that keeps the squirrel that powers his Volvo running at full speed and was rendered "out of service" and sent to the pits for the duration of the race!

    REDD stopped in Laramie, WY. and bought 6 energy drinks...3 for him and 3 for the 2 pregnant chipmunks that power his Volvo and then proceeded on into Denver to unload and wait patiently for the blackw900 to arrive and grille him a nice T-Bone!

    Which I did...And then we all (except outerspacehillbilly) spent a nice evening chillin' and grillin' in the cool Colorado breeze that kicked up and provided us with the perfect end to a perfect day.

    GOOD TIMES!
     
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  6. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    You didn't grill up those pregnant chipmunks for appetizers did you? brother talk about living on the edge...PETA, PATT, Greenhouse Gas Lovers....get em all after you guys......but you could blame outerspacehillbilly since he wasn't there!:biggrin_25523:
     
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  7. teddy_bear6506

    teddy_bear6506 I'm Vintage

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    BW9 it sounds like you've had your work cut out for ya the past couple days with those two. Seems you did quite a job of keeping a fire lit under their arses. :biggrin_25514:
     
  8. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    Still sitting in Pueblo waiting to get loaded. :biggrin_2557:


    I hate Rocky Mountain Steel. :biggrin_25510:
     
  9. otherhalftw

    otherhalftw R.I.P.

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    Yep...Rocky Mountain Oysters are much better for breakfast!:biggrin_25523:
     
  10. REDD

    REDD The Legend

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    I didn't eat all that much! I lost my appetite early on in the party. This big ol' broad who was parked next to us decided it was time to walk her dog. She climbed out of that truck with nothing but a t-shirt on.... You wanna talk about disgusting.........
     
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  11. teddy_bear6506

    teddy_bear6506 I'm Vintage

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    EWWWW!!! Must find way to erase this image from my mind :biggrin_25521: I think this will do the trick.








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