Where are you

one would hope so

 

Now the question is..... Would you want to remember that?

 

I only kiss my hubby!

 

I see!

You don't kiss & tell

 

Of course. That wouldn't be ladylike!

 

And since when did you become ladylike?

 

You want me to kick your backside?

 

It will be easy to get out of that. All I got to do is sag my jeans a little & you won't be able to find my backside

 

And then I can laugh myself silly when you trip trying to run away!

 

Run? I don't run. I barely can walk.... What's this run that you speak of?