Where are you

Elkmont,al..

 

Aw, heck, you've waited this long. Might as well wait til Redd gets there and you can use his phone. You'll also inflate his "meet the Legend" ego (used the tongue just for Redd)

You must have taken a wrong turn somewhere to end up in your home state.

 

Yep I'm even in a newer truck than I left in last time

 

If Redd has dancing girls, I can guarantee they aren't as pretty as the lady waiting at home for you.

 

No, but find him a pole and he'll strip to his skivvies and show you his moves

 

I gotta go.

 

Drive, drive very fast..........he may be dancing in his G-string

*Puts hands over eyes, but peeks (it's like a bad train wreck, you just have to peek)

 

I dont know if shes home or not.......I havent talked to her in daysssssssssss. But she should be use to that, I once told her I was going to the beer store and asked if she needed anything, she said no and I didnt come back for 2 days. She ask why it took so long and I said you didnt want anything so I took my time.

That didnt go over very well.

 

Anything like this?

 

No.