Where is everyone #5

Finally empty and reloaded. We'll head for Utah

 

Better than a toggle switch... it's called a 555 delay timer.

 

My condolences

 

I'm not sure where reckless starts at home. I don't make a habit of it, and never even realized how fast I was rollin till I saw him and looked.

I got lucky was all. He asked what my excuse was, and I told him whatever it was, would just be an excuse.

He actually said he'd have just given me a warning, but I had a speeding ticket 7 years prior, so...

I mean, I deserved the ticket 100%, but c'mon man, don't mention a ticket from 7 years ago.

 

Ya know - that's weird to me.

Port of Baltimore Authority a-hole lit me up going in to the entrance, because I flicked off my seatbelt to get my license out of my left front pocket - for the little check in window thing.

He took my license and details - asked if my license was clean, (told him 10+ years no tickets), and he said "Well it better be or I'm writing you a ticket for no seatbelt."

That's some backwards BS there. Like they punish people with a few tickets, or maybe punish me if I tried to lie to him (dumb idea) . . .

 

Yeah - that's some ghey stuff right there.

AR has no Sunday sales and some dry counties.
UT has their weird ### rules. 5% junk and you have to go to a state run store for 5.1% or higher.
OK finally got rid of that 3.2% ABV trash.
Even TX is no Sunday sales (at least in places).
PA has the weirdest rules I've ever seen - state runs stores you have to buy a case, even if you just wanted a 6 pack.

Missouri hands it out in church. That's why we beat the snot out of Joseph Smith and sent him and his googly eyed m'fers out west to Utah.

 

I would be in a bind……they call for my record that ##### gotta take a couple breaths while reading it out. Just how it is, I know unprofessional, higher standards and all that jazz. I try to be good I really do but there are days exactly like today I totally forgot to plug the bird dog in. And at my age no use turning over a new leaf just now I mean what good is that gonna do. Life choices or habits etc are hard to break.
Disappointed in my self. 122 gross.
1621 bushel…….

 

1991 or 2 florida PCB i made mistake of not getting beer before arrival . I drank almost 2 cases 1st day there all i got was a beer sloshed gut , weak ### beer .

 

ARRRR, the Chroist, Russ.

Can you not just take a leisurely stroll AT or AROUND the speed limit, and not cause the Judge headaches?

You would have been wherever you didn't really need to be in a hurry that you weren't hurrying towards anyways had you not had to stop and talk to the nice officer man.

I know - I know.

I put my right thumb and middle finger spread apart, elbow on the desk, and my forehead crashes perfectly into the cradle provided, with just enough peripheral vision to see anybody sneaking up behind me, and let my eyelids droop . . .when I read these posts.