Where is everyone #5

I feel like the past two years of driving OTR with my Class A has prepared me for the nagging I’ve delt with so far in a rental 16’ box truck from The Misses.

“Why are you parking here. Why are you slowing down. Why are we fueling first I want to eat. You could totally pass him. Hurry up they’re waiting on you.”

Next time she’s flying I tell you what. Or she can be in the box — those are her two options.

 

Do as I.

Reach over, squeeze her hand and say . . .

“Did I ever tell you what I do for a living honey?”

She should then say -,

“Love you honey “, in that tone that carries a LOT of undertones . . .

You reply - “Love you too babe. Your hair looks great today.”

And down the road you go.

 

@shogun All we have to do is play Lynyrd Skynyrd and hand out free corn fritters, sweet tea, and memberships to the El Camino club of American and WWE we would take Atlanta by Friday.


Nobody wants Atlanta.

 

Got our meat and bone off. Now to file IFTA and swap trailers. Got a couple errands to make for the original cow pimp outta Idabel

 

My brother put his wife on a plane, and drove NM, to NC. Flew back and did it a second trip to move. Said it was very piece full.

 

Apparently my sanity didn’t feel like chucking up the money for a one way plane ticket...

I bet those were some zen days behind the wheel...

Let’s all pray she falls asleep before the South Carolina state line.

 

Hind sight is always 20/20.

 

My first vehicle was a 79 Elcamino. Brother had a few 72 Elcaminos. I’m a big fan of sweet tea, but I’d prefer WCW over WWE circa late 90s. And yeah, Atlanta sucks.

 

@shogun what we need to be careful of @PoleCrusher I hear he is clicked up with Daryl & Daryl in Lima. Bad news, they will gank anyone. North or South.

 

Freind that works the local Auto Zone...