Where is everyone #5

That's IT !!

I've had enough of your endless jabs at me since I embraced my true inner self and listened to Carly Simon records in the dark as @shogun recommended.

Now I identify myself as an African American Hebrew Islamic Punk Neo-Conservative trapped in a female body, slamming doors and yakking on my headset all day with my hoof up on the dash - how DARE you show me your unmanicured middle fingernail after I pass you as you drive WAY too slow on the turnpike.

I demand an apology, and will form a coalition council subcommittee to address my grievances and take this worthy cause to the media.

 

Click the link and watch it. It's a year old clip according to the ramp truck.

 

You missed your cow cuddling therapy appointment today didn't you ?
We can tell.

 

And all this time I've been getting stuffout of my bolt bin for repairs. I've been doing it wrong.

Looks good Shooter

 

Today's paying load of freight. Don't laugh at my securement job.

 

And then I got a call to do an annual inspection and a few minor repairs on this.

This company won't let their local guy go around the corner to scale this trailer before and after he loads it. Fully licensed, med card and everything. But as he's not classified as a driver they have him hire us to do it. The work doesn't get much easier

 

Got my heavy off earlier. Pulled forward close to the truck in front of me, noticed the driver was struggling trying to get that last click out of the dog on his winch. At one point he turned around and just stared the other way, then turned around and jumped on the handle with the same disappointing results. It wasn’t but a few seconds at that point he looked my way and shook his head...., the crane operator had done told me he was a foreigner and spoke no English at all!!! How do I talk to him??? No matter what our language we are all human, so I got out and grabbed my gloves. As I walked towards him I realized how small he was As uncle Lester use to say.... I could pick him up with one hand and shake his toenails off . As I got closer I patted my big belly and motioned with both hands in a pushing down motion. He smiled and started rattling about something with a big smile, never did understand a dam thing he said. Ever since I broke my wrist like someone else here ( @old iron ) all my strength is in my left arm, so I grabbed his winch bar with my left mule skinner and put some heavy Hillbilly action on it lol.... CLICK!!! He smiled and just kept rambling on with some clatterbone in a ducks ### talking I couldn’t understand lol. After seeing his enthusiasm I was really glad I got out and practiced what many of us preach...... and

 

Now that right there would go good with a bonfire and some sippin shine lol!!! That’s hilarious!!

 

Ya know I bet your right!!!!