Y'all remember grade school?

Ha ha that is funny and I feel the same way when that happens.

 

I sometimes feel like I’m 17 again, driving on a suspended License, with improper plates, no insurance, Car full of friends, all drinking and smoking funny stuff. We were all in the same boat. Everyone’s License was suspended, always had one eye in the rear view mirror. Now I’m an over insured Safety Expert, trying to make an honest Living. And still sometimes get treated like a juvenile delinquent.

 

Lol!

 

I don't want to remember grade school.

I went to Catholic School and the nuns were Nazis.

I had the meanest nun in the world in first grade.

The first day of first grade she lined us all up in alphabetical order and gave us a welcome spank. She told us that was just a love tap.

Then she opened up the closet and she had this gigantic paddle it was huge like a combination of a baseball bat and a stop sign. Then she told us if we misbehaved she was going to beat the hell out of us with that.

She would go through our lunches and steal whatever she wanted. She would grab kids by the hair and throw them out of their seat and smack them across the face.

If we had any money to buy ice cream she would force us to give it to the missions because she would collect for Missions everyday.

Funny thing about that fat mean battle-axe.

40 something years later, the monsignor found this nun that took a vow of poverty had a secret account that she stole all of that freaking Mission money and she had $45,000 hidden. God only knows how many years she was doing it before I got there.

At that point she was an old miserable decrepit wretch and the Monsignor took that money right off of her.

Praise God almighty!

That was great to see her get kicked in the chiclets like that!

 

How freaking old are you?!?! Why did you go to grade school in Germany?

 

That is terrible. What a nun!
I am Catholic but never went to the Catholic school. I was raised overseas. I heard terrible stories here about nuns.

 

I think that a figure of speech.

 

bro sound like the model used for a government.