Dildos and lube

Looks a little more serious than a bent carrot.

 

When he called his boss to report the accident and claim he wasn't at fault, his boss said "No ####?

What was the other vehicle carrying, Viagra????? A little road rage maybe? The Dildo driver screamed "If they take viagra, they won't buy what I am hauling, and I will be out of a job"

 

@Flat Earth Trucker Hold my beer.


Would a truck load of such be considered a D*** move?

Lube it on over! Sequel to the hit "Move it on Over".

That's one helluva a grease job.

Lube it or lose it.









Sirscrapntruckalot -

 

Wait a minute....that's not a beer.

 

I bet that truck was driving faster than a silver bullet

 

We’ll never look at Astroglide the same way again!lol

All that’s missing now is some hookers and blow!!

 

I’m sensing fake sympathy from some of y’all.

I have a suspect in mind.

 

The real test of how good they cleaned the road will be with the next rain storm. If there is a another crashfest, we'll know they didn't get all the lube removed

 

Sounds like there may have been a bit of tailgating involved.

 

the whorror!