CLOSE YOU CURTAINS

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by striker, Apr 28, 2022.

  1. Dave1837

    Dave1837 Road Train Member

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    I backed into a spot one day and was about to climb into the sleeper when I saw a guy walk out of the Pilot, get into his truck parked directly in front of me, pull out his member and relieve himself in a water bottle. Is it seriously that hard to use the bathroom inside the store that you just walked out of???
     
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  3. striker

    striker Road Train Member

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    I watching/waiting for road service truck to come fix my blown tire
     
  4. 50WT

    50WT Road Train Member

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    He was so big he probably had the
    fat smell.
     
  5. Another Canadian driver

    Another Canadian driver Road Train Member

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    LOL.
    Shame on you for shaming people./ s
     
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  6. Judge

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    Next time he’ll go to dancing around.. ok bouncing around to this song.

    Yes, I’m evil. :evil1:
     
  7. bryan21384

    bryan21384 Road Train Member

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    I guess that driver didn't realize he had to go inside the truck stop to get a proper scratch off.
     
  8. mustang190

    mustang190 Road Train Member

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    I figured the rolls of fat had everything covered up?
     
  9. Oxbow

    Oxbow Road Train Member

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    Had your curtain been closed this would not have been an issue.

    ETA: Dangit, beat by several others. Oh well.
     
  10. Val_Caldera

    Val_Caldera Road Train Member

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    NOT Fat, Just Belly Jelly.
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  11. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    I was delivering to a Texas Roadhouse last week, and this presumably female thing waddles through the back door.

    Some people have NO business wearing spandex, especially if you’re so fat you look like you have an ### crack in the FRONT. :eek:
     
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