"Never do a buttonhook after you pass your CDL test"

What in the world is a buttonhook?
Half the turns I make on a daily basis , involve splitting 2 or more lanes . Some guys like to bang over curbs and knock the trailer out of alignment. Sometimes it's impossible to avoid.... I guess my way is illegal to block multiple lanes to turn

 

Spoken like an experienced hand ! The op will probably take 40 years to grasp that simple concept

 

It really saddens me that that diagram doesn't have a yellow car in it.

 

Maybe he should’ve button hooked the turn?

 

No truck other than a pickup should ever be on that narrow lane.

 

If you do a jughandle turn, do it slowly and watch your mirrors like a hawk. I saw a truck that did a wide right turn into a driveway. A motorcyclist very unwisely tried to pass him on the right. It didn't turn out to well for the motorcyclist. I don't think he was dead but life was really going to suck for awhile.

 

look like it dead-ended. Probably going home

 

What I'd do. Not my fault.

 

The OP ate my crayons

 

Ironic a guy who posts as much "silliness" as he does, is calling out someone else.

I use silliness to be nice. Him, the wolf guy, and that other guy, whose name I can't recall.. should all just merge threads to keep the humor and sarcasm in one place.

I bet it didn't take Knightcrawler ten years to realize backing up on a public road might not be the wisest thing because you know...other vehicles and all.

But hey, it's entertaining. With everyone posting it's a lot less work on me to do the mocking/jokes/etc.

Now we just need Ilovetequila, and the Jesus guy with the 2000 dollar a month electric bill, to join in.

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