What if it Snows?

. It’s a test to see if your paying attention. Don’t worry you failed all men fail. This is a time honored tradition that evolves into the social norm. You just have to make occasional gestures that proves you paid attention and this will keep the relationship stable. This brings about the need to socialize (women must talk to someone else because of your failures) now when you’re at an adult gathering and it should evolve into the normal all the women in the kitchen dining room area all the men in the garage or basement-man cave. Women cluck on and on about whatever and their husbands shortcomings. Men talk about men stuff cars,sports,etc and occasionally (this is where the younger guys should pay attention) the distasteful thing they had to do to keep the wife happy. Now if you take notes and do some of nuisance things proactively ( before she melts down) life is good and you grow old with all your stuff. My only qualification for this tale is I’m a jerk kinda like Judge and in 3 weeks I have 43 years seniority of marriage.

 

The wife and I were in the back yard a few days ago when a big hawk flew over. I told her I wasn't sure what type it was, but I knew it was a female. She asked me how I knew it was a female. I said because it's beak was wide open and it was making enough racket to wake up the whole neighborhood.

She wasn't amused.

 

I’ve always said, “Owning a truck is like have two wives, the truck is wife #1.”
The reason?
If the truck don’t eat, nobody does.

 

Now look at a peterbilt lol both of those trucks are miss the most important thing.. A shifter !

 

Don't forget to replace those nuts and bolts though. Heating to cherry red ruins the temper.

 

This why I have an almost perfect marriage.
The wife is blind and I can’t hear.

 

the studs (bolts) are built into the chambers, new chambers come with new nuts. if a guy puts a big impact on those nuts, one risks spinning the studs loose inside the chamber then it's cutting torch time. or zip cut.

 

Whoop whoop!! This things supposed to be able to take a wheel off. Let the games begin. I ain’t playing no more. Lol. We shall see.

 

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?

Pumpkin pi

I'll see myself out