What if it Snows?

I went to three stores tonight and at every one of them the receiver seemed relieved that I wasn't wearing a mask and pulled theirs down to the standard chin diaper position. I guess there's some hope for humanity.

 

This is an interview type show with a twist. Hot sauce and wings. This one is with New Zealand Pop star Lorde. She doesn’t miss a beat.

 

The Neil deGrasse Tyson episode is one of my favorites beside Stone Cold and Undertaker.

 

• A man goes to hell and the devil greets him. He takes him to a hallway which has three different doors and tell the man he'll have to choose one room to spend the rest of eternity in.
  So he takes him to the first door and he opens it and sees everyone standing on their heads on wooden floors. The man thought that would be pretty terrible to spend the rest of eternity on his head on such a hard floor and asked the devil to show him the second door.
  
  Everyone in the second room was standing on their heads on concrete. The man thought that was even worse to spend the rest of eternity on his head on an even harder floor.
  
  Finally the devil takes him to the third door and in that room everyone is up to their knees in dog crap and drinking coffee. The man thought that was pretty bad, but at least they could drink coffee so he told the devil he chose the third room to spend the rest of eternity in. So the man, up to his knees in dog crap, drank coffee for a few minutes. Then the devil came back into the room and said "Coffee break is over. Back on your heads."
  
  
  The moral of this story, as I see it, the grass is not always greener, sometimes you gotta stand on your head to succeed.

 

The real Lordi...

 

Shame on you. What is this rain you keep speaking of? We all know we are suppsed to say it tained.

now back to the regular broadcast

SAVAGE!

 

I was watching the weather channel this morning. There was a segment about saving water and I thought saving for what? I’m left wondering if many people understand the concept of worlds water supply is a constant meaning there is the same amount of water in the world since time began.

 

Make containers tropical.

 

I worked in a tire shop. There was an elderly lady that came in wanting... Get this... "New air in my tires, I dont want any of the old stuff". Seriously lady. The air is as old as the planet. Yup some people have no idea.