Why Swift gotta watch me piss?

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  1. AModelCat

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    Ask if they'll give it a shake for you! :biggrin_2559:
     
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    I was gonna say that...you beat me to it
     
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    This seems oddly appropriate
     
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    Tell them then to find this type of girl to make you comfortable 71H0dnraA3L._AC_UL1500_.jpg
     
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    How ya gonna fill the cup when you're aiming upwards? :biggrin_2559:
     
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    I agree on asking someone to hold the cup . Maybe also say you have bad aim and some how get piss on them and all over the place.
     
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    Turn it around. How would you like to have that job? Imagine spending all day every day watching people piss.
    Or, worse yet, be married to a nurse who watches guys piss all day. When she gets home and you're feeling frisky she's not even going to be interested.
    Just pee in the container and be glad you're a driver.
     
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    in all my 48 years, whether it be pre-employment or random, (NEVER a post accident), i NEVER had anyone watching me.

    someone may have tested "hot" in the past, is all i can think of.

    or, at the very least, was acting all weird, or sweating the fact, he had to pee..........
     
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    Most of the time these days they use a 2 way mirror in the restroom to watch you.
     
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    Well I won’t say who did this (ttr member) but .... someone I know who lived in Europe with gender neutral toilets and women and men both using them at the same time which is what I also had to get used to in some places.

    So he went to get a random pee in the cup from his number being pulled. It was a harassing move on the part of the company and he knew it. Well the nurse said “I have to monitor your actions to make sure you are not cheating” which wasn’t a problem, so the guy and female nurse went into the large rest room, into the handicap stall and he started to do his business.

    He was finished with filling up the cup and had no place to put it down so he could put his junk away ... he turned around with it all hanging out and handed the nurse the full to the rim cup then put his junk away in front of her.

    The look on her face was precious, shock and admiration all at the same time.