How to tell if you are a supertrucker! feel free to come up with some signs

Wrong thread. That should be in the "you might be a redneck trucker if" thread.

 

I know but I couldn't refuse!

 

lets not forget the clown's that just have to wear a headset everywhere they go. just incase captain kirk needs to get ahold of them!

 

#1. If your CB antenna is as big as your chrome stacks.....

#2. If your radio is so over modulated that no one within 2 miles of you can understand you.....

#3. If you run so much echo that you sound like your ratchet jawing from the bottom of the Grand Canyon.....

#4. If the inside of you truck looks like the inside of a strip club at night.......

#5. If you ride around with the seat on the floor no matter how ruff the road is........

........you are most likely a super trucker!

 

You might be a SUPERTRUCKER if you refer to yourself in the 3rd person at all times.

 

Hey, I like my fingerless gloves! Keeps my knuckles clean if'n I gots ta knock a mexican around a bit.

 

LMFAO

 

I always thought those guys were helpin out the airport landin planes.

 

When you pull into a truckstop, turn around just so you can blindside back in high reverse, with your sunglasses on at night, while talking on the c.b.