Edgardo Been A Very Knaughty Boy

The boys will be very disappointed.

 

That’s putting it mildly. Edgardo might wanna watch his back in the showers!!

 

Hes a dead man walking.

Although I would not mind a one time 2 million dollar payout run. But I best emphasize thats joking and teasing. Not precrime or anything like that.

IF you had 2 million thats about a backpack in 100 dollar bills give or take.

 

Maybe he's just thrifty and a saver?

 

I bet a CEO would barely get any time in federal prison for that. So much injustice in our legal system.

 

Who just happens to be in a border town where the area is notorious for drug trafficking??
Yeeeeaaaah,riiiiggghhttt!!!!

I’d be nervous with only $1700 in my pocket,let alone over $1 million in my truck just on the grounds that DHS and/or CBP would use an excuse to say that the money was obtained drug trafficking or money laundering and they would seize it as evidence!

 

Yeah, that's a guy who shops at Dollar General with a pocketful of coupons.

 

He needs cash for the fuel discount!!!!!!

 

A. Why can't people hide stuff more carefully? Wonder where it was.

B. Carrots and cocaine both start with C, likely just a mixup. They might have been artisinally-curated double-organic golden carrots he was going to buy for some trust-fund clients living in their safety pod.