I'm embarrassed

What a miserable job to be stuck in front of a computer watching drivers pick their noses all day long.

 

Seems like a job that should come with an open bar.

 

You could probably come up with some pretty good drinking games though watching those videos

 

it did back in the 60s. They were smoking too while watching the videos back then.

 

Trainer to newbie,
"You'll notice I talk a lot to myself because I'm the only one I can get an intelligent answer from."

 

Hold right the hell up.

I have never pissed in my truck. I dont have any spare bottles or jugs to even think about doing it.

You're also the filthy pig who said he lined his crock pot with Wal-Mart bags and sh it in it.

 

I prefer the goat version...




Good for annoying people

Sirscrapntruckalot - or if your feeling really evil...just do your own live version of 'It's a small world".

 

That was a joke. Come on.

The crock pot was a joke. Common sense. And like I said about pissing in your truck, it’s one of those things no one admits but everybody does. You either be the most dehydrated SOB out on the road to a point you could go into cardiac arrest or, you can’t properly do your job if you don’t piss on the truck every once in a while. So what do you do at 3 AM in the morning, you wake up you got to go. Truckstops closed. Unless you’re at a 24 hour joint. That leaves you two options. Piss in a bottle, or step outside and piss on the ground at someone’s truck stop. Both of which are disgusting. At least by pissing in the the bottle, you don’t offend other drivers and turn the yard into a giant urinal. So which is it? Because I guarantee you, you do one of those two scenarios.

 

Honestly, how many truckstops are there that actually have truck parking that aren't 24 hour joints, every one I know of has a gravel lot, nobody's going to be able to tell if you pissed on that. Passing in a bottle in the truck is sheer laziness.