Why Swift gotta watch me piss?

I remember watching this movie at the Anderson Mall Theater I thought in early 1981, but I see it says released in 82. Anyway, I was needing a good laugh and I think the girl I was with and the other couple laughed for hours after. The Mike Hunt gag was the best I think!

 

Well, I guess it's normal for most to be shy about your business. Just don't be stuck in the hospital and be catheterized! You will lose that shyness real quick!

 

In all honesty, if somebody told me they had to actually watch me fill the cup I'd turn around and walk out the door.

 

Been there done that. I don't care who watches at this point on life.

 

Well quit pissing on the tires.

 

Me too! Every time I get admitted that dang nurse comes in with one! Long story why!

 

That's how they determine the level of care your going to receive.

 

Every had a super hot blonde woman Dr. do your DOT physical? Yeah me neither....

 

To be honest I have only had three MDs do mine in my entire career. My family doc back in Georgia, an idiot scam artist feeding a sleep lab, and a now-retired VA doctor. Most were either an NP or a PA. I had a young attractive NP do one for me about 25 years ago in Dallas.

 

Then she said.....pull your pants down.