CFI Driver's What's Your 20? (2017 edition)

He retired and hasn't been on the forums since.

 

Alot of us left moved on it was fun nothing like 2008...300 drivers on the board in laredo poker games trips to nuevo laredo ....man those was the days

 

Carg...
In response to your quote by Chinatown involving the use of a synthesizer;

I used to go on the CB late at night in the truckstops and I’d disguise my voice using my best Slingblade accent, whereas I would fabricate reports regarding the lustful desires of fellow male truckers awaiting companionship in shower #4.
Then I’d walk over to the shower areas and see all kinds of assorted riff raff gravitating over to shower door #4 looking for some action.
Man, we’re a sick bunch.

 

Were they staring like that dude was at me snapping a photo of iupuis dancing girls like a week ago? They had some huge knockers for cheerleaders. Not the best looking but tits....huge.

I get paid to watch basketball now that football has ended other than the bowls.

Shower 4 sounds like a good time. Reminds me of that one time I was playing illegal poker in an Indiana state quad. Go in the restroom and there were like 20 dudes having an orgy. They looked at me and invited me in. I went "naw I'm good. Carry on." And left like Elvis. That was enough blindness for the night.

 

Haven't posted on here in over a year. Been a year and a half since switching to local just wanted to say hello, I'm having gastric bypass surgery in 3 days. Wish me luck

 

Ultratowel how have you been? It has been awhile since you last posted. I sure do wish you well and a speedy recovery. Don't be a stranger and be sure to keep us updated. Good luck

 

Bypass went amazing. I was 332 on December 22nd my surgery day and now I’m sitting at 269 living my best life. I just renewed my dot physical today and for the first time ever I received a two year card. I’m off all my medications I used to be on. And I can fit on every single ride at universal studios Orlando again. It’s been a huge change in my life and fortunately so far zero complications. As an added bonus. I now get drunk off just two shots of vodka lol! Since it goes straight to my intestines and doesn’t sit in my stomach to digest anymore

 

Congrats Ultratowel!

I'm glad that you replied. I was always following you awhile back and hope everything goes well for you in the future.

 

Glad you're doing well man!

 

Hey guys haven't posted in awhile hope all is well. I've been off the truck since end of March. My husband suffered a pulmonary embolism and passed away in Cheyenne. His company was amazing and took care of getting myself, our pets and our stuff back to Oklahoma. I miss him dearly and I miss being out on the road. Please if you're not feeling well get to a doctor before it's too late. Stay safe out there