Only truck drivers will truly understand!

Once called ahead to a hotel, she said "Oh yeah, we get big trucks in here all the time". The main entrance had a 12' clearance pole, and the back entrance would only work if my trailer was an accordian

 

Saw the crossbucks and instinctively went for the brakes in my Accord..lol

 

The feeling you get when you get home and your wife and kids are as happy to see you as they are to see your dog!

 

I tell other Drivers about my Co-Driver. She likes a view of the Fuel Island. To watch everybody. When we pull up to the Island. She lays across the dash board. Flirts with the other drivers. The drivers get all excited.
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Then I tell them my Co-Driver is a Cat.

 

I'm on my 4th day home. Still can't shake when starting to wake up.... where am I?, can I sleep more?, Where is the delivery?, How long I got to appointment time?..... geesh!

 

when you've been listening to the GPS so long and it's getting on your nerves and you start to talk back to it

"continue on i-57"

GOOD IDEA!

 

The best pizza places always have it by the slice

 

Ahh yes Lol if the fart feels questionable it probably is

 

It's the vibration i think. It does the same to me. I'm still young so I can easily go 10-12 hours but even a 2hr nap in the truck I literally have to go asap when I wake up

 

Talking to your truck......and it has a name.