Police: Truck with 100 monkeys crashes, some of them missing

Primate Trucking. Rolling road blocks @62 mph....

 

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

 

How are we even certain they’re monkey’s?

Maybe it’s ex people identifying as monkey’s?

Or monkey’s identifying as people??

 

I'm pretty sure it was the shuttle truck for new Western Express drivers on the way to orientation.

 

Great, now we'll never know the effects of unethical treatment on dumb animules. Plenty more where they came from. Several scenarios come to mind,,,PETA caused the accident, the monkeys, possibly upset about Mike Nesmiths passing, had the escape all planned out, dump truck in the ditch,,,I bet that's going to take some 'splanin',,,Monkeys, you say? Monkeys are disgusting animals, oh, Hollywood made them look so cute in their little uniforms, but disease ridden, filthy things should never be in captivity, except to test the effects of the newest soft drink and such.
On the other hand, they could have been on their way to Hollywood to create the latest "hack",,

 

That's about 40 miles down the road from my house.