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Awwe shat.... I'd been saving up for tickets to this year's BBQ too. Even got the naked lady mud flap tattoo on my chest

 

Stop on out anyway. I'm sure Mr and Mrs @TB John would be happy to have a guest or 400....

 

Thinking I'll have to scale back the 2022 edition of my Wings & Gizzards Extravaganza this July 4th. No TTR celebrity autograph booth. No ring side seats to see Inga on the trampoline.

This is indeed a sad chapter in the book of life. On a positive note I have been able to liquidate my supply of Ukrainian flag stickers.

 

From what I hear they’re talking to Clint Eastwood about starring and directing the movie,with a possible cameo appearance by Doug Pielsticker!!lol

 

Just rumors, my friend, but don't be surprised.....

 

I heard Tom Cruise is begging to play John.

 

Yes, he and Brad Pitt are both looking for a boost in their careers. I'm counting on Johnny Depp to play @Lonesome my marketing director.

 

They’re already talking about making this a movie franchise-with a couple of prequels involving Arrow,Consolidated Freightways & Celadon!!

 

I can't wait to watch the scene with John, Charlie Sheen, the strippers and cocaine. Man that night was a blur.

 

Just wait til I reveal what really happened, when Inga went into @TB John s office, and closed the door, to take "dictation".....