Anyone get inspected?

I got the bypass at one of the Chicago scales, and there was maybe 8 DOT cars in there running inspections. Half of them were inspecting box trucks, which made me smile. They are the absolute dregs of the trucking world.

 

I had my urine inspected Tuesday, does that count? It was like being in school science class. Fill up the big cup and pour equal parts into the smaller cylinders. I guess I’m big dumb and clumsy because I wasn’t allowed to fill the smaller ones. And she made me fill mine over the toilet filled with blueberry koolaid. Apparently it was a special education drug test.

 

I was always afraid of spilling it while walking from the bathroom back to the room. Or, setting it on the back of the toilet while I zip my pants off and it slides off!!

 

Just wait until you have to crap at the same time...it's pretty awkward holding the cup just right then. I gave them permission to test the hair that shed into the cup as well.

 

Deliver, once a year maybe

 

lol!!!

 

Right? I got a level 1 in montana 2 weeks after a brand new stickker from california.. He even said "nice sticker you have there" . what a twat. I thought to myself. Then he wrote me up for chaffed airline and no backup paperlogs

 

I did that too this weekend. What do you use?

 

True! Even the locals are DOT certified.

 

Texas welcomes you with eager DOT officers.