Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

No end of nozzle choices now. You could shove fuel through some smokin’ big holes and still get good spray. Handy you just happen to have enough air available to support ridiculous fuel rates. I somehow doubt that’s coincidence.

 

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Iam driving along right now thinking. ......the opportunity of a life time .. and since when has .cow hauling ...and legal ever been used in the same sentence... WITELF ??????? .... You just master minded the Oceans 11 heist of pork .. and your worried about a worthless little piece of plastic that says you can drive ???
Did Neil Armstrong hesitate to jump out and walk on the moon ??? Oh Hell No . I think the chance to pilot a in hemisphere rocket and your gonna let that plastic stop you ??? .. I would wet myself for the opportunity to guide that rocket across the southern region of the United States... by god I would sell my soul to the devil for that opportunity

 

I ain’t sure it be worth all that.....however the look on @Oxbow broke ### face after bailing us and the truck out as we peel out cacklin with glee leavin him wonderin HTF am I gonna get my ### back out west them ######## left me....you cant put a value on dat ####

 

Now that would be a Kodak moment.. right there .... lMAO !

 

Kodak? Lol or kojak?

 

Be a real lifetime movie moment I tell ya what lol. Course there’s always a price to pay. Lots to be said for ol age and treachery when he catch up ya our ###. But hey who’s worried bout later we in the now lmao

 

Gentlemen, we may have to have an executive meeting regarding roles and responsibilities of the officers of this here newly formed consortium. I, as lead pork procurement officer, do not recall any language in the consortium bylaws that states that the lead pork procurement officer is responsible for posting bail for those consortium members that possess blatant disregard for the law, and those respectable officers that enforce it.

That said................I'm in!!!!!

 

This was to classic to pass up... We gots the Law.. we gots a guy named Pete .. and we gots a Pig ... And Geroge Cloney as Oxbow... that's Wore out at the wheel too

 

I see a movie, maybe even a franchise, if you can find a fleeing bride and some PETA loon to chase you across 3 states we could probably do something with this.

 

.. I think your on to something
I know somebody that's got a 66 Chevelle... I'am quite sure it's pumping more ponies than any Trans Am. ...