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What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

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  1. Sep 17, 2022 #122951
    Blu_Ogre

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    Now I have a sketch (rough- no detail - just movements) animation running through my brain of @Moose1958 doing a shuffle dance strip tease in front of the closed drapes, only to have the curtains fall off the wall at the last moment, and a neighbor walking by noticing in horror...
     
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  3. Sep 17, 2022 #122952
    okiedokie

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    Or put this picture on your head liner.
    Screenshot_20220917-123347_DuckDuckGo.jpg
     
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  4. Sep 17, 2022 #122953
    Dave_in_AZ

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    @tramm01 what do you do when a Gila Monster is hiding behind the washer?

    Screenshot_20220917-121418_Chrome.jpg
     
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  5. Sep 17, 2022 #122954
    Dave_in_AZ

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    TEAM

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  7. Sep 17, 2022 #122955
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Ohhhhhh. 300 pounds.

    Lucy, Lucy, Lucy.

    DPS said we should set a new record this. Breaking the record that was set last year.

    It's because the border is moar secure.

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  8. Sep 17, 2022 #122956
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Well my fuel hauler guy isn't showing up, and not answering the phone.
     
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  9. Sep 17, 2022 #122957
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Guess I'm being shined on.
     
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  10. Sep 17, 2022 #122958
    Espressolane

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    In truth, wouldn’t blackie III be a tad heavy for tanker work anyway?
    Better off going open deck work.
     
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  11. Sep 17, 2022 #122959
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    Don't worry Dave, Omnitracs would get their finest minds right on it....except that all of their finest minds went to work for Keep Truckin. You might want to keep on course to becoming a gas hauler. It's not bad...get carded at a few racks so you can load and away you go. If your out delivering and some scum sucker gives you any trouble...just throw a bucket of gas on them and chase them around with lighter...actually it's kind of fun!
     
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  12. Sep 17, 2022 #122960
    Dave_in_AZ

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    Well the guy called back. He was an in an interview and didn't have his phone.

    He has a heavy Mexican accent, and I'm quite certain wants no white boys.
     
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