Serious replies onley, not a parody thread

i'm still waiting on the parade...when does it start..???

 

I just wait until the New York City cop tells me to run over the car.

 

Didn't get it until I looked at the thread title again

 

At the exact moment your trailer is tangent to the arc of the radius of the people on the corner, calculate the median angle of babies to adults. If it is less than 3.14159, toss exactly 16 pee bottles out the passenger window. This will cause a logarithm equal to the number of dogs to pancakes to vacate the sidewalk, giving your trailer enough room to run over the light pole.

 

You also need to use your air horn for a few minutes before you throw your loosened lid pee bottles at the people. Gotta make sure theyre looking at you

 

And so officer, that's how the fight started...

 

*Centripedal. Centrifugal force is as real as my 401k. Now that’ll be 20k in student loans please.

 

There is clearly one answer to this conundrum.

when the light at the intersection turns yellow, pull forward across both westbound lanes, thus blocking the entire westbound direction. Now that this has been completed, turn on your 4 way flashers and get out and walk around aimlessly, looking at just about anything. After a few laps around the truck, start pacing off various unrelated distances and looking through your fingers held like a camera view finder. Now your set to start backing up, honk the horn several times while doing this. A few more pull-ups and backing tries, give up and storm down the road 3 blocks and turn around in the grocery store parking lot. Extra points if you hook a shopping cart with the trailer ICC bumper. Go back to the street you were going to turn right on, this time turn left. Make sure to turn out wide and get close to any other vehicles that may be around, just don’t hit them. Too much paperwork involved.

 

A fast 1, less chance they escape.