Where is everyone #5

Discussion in 'Flatbed Trucking Forum' started by DDlighttruck, Aug 27, 2017.

  1. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    He probably does it just for the sake of being nice while being under the impression that she’ll let him ride his scooter once in a blue moon, and when that doesn’t happen he sees the other guys out there on the nice days while she jealously controls his every move and thought, and the frustration and disgust starts to set in.

    The fuse on the time bomb is now lit. It’s only a matter of time before somebody gets hurt or worse.

    Here’s a word of advice to the single guys. You do you, and you worry about you. A prospective mate that will turn to be worth your while will accept that. Run from anyone that expects you to change. I don’t care if she looks like a supermodel. No piece of ### is worth sacrificing one’s dignity, no matter how hot she may be.
     
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  3. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    Ouch. Expensive piece of hardware. :eek:

    Are the plug and play, so to speak, or do you have to adjust it?

    My guns are all bare bones GI issue and don’t have any of that fancy stuff.
     
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  4. RGN

    RGN Road Train Member

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    Someone here has to know. Long, long time ago comedy skit? Album? I cant remember who or when, went something like this-
    "Hey Ted, want to go hunting this weekend?"
    "Sorry, I can't guys- wife's got my d!ck"

    I seem to remember something about her keeping it in her purse.
     
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  5. Flint1

    Flint1 Road Train Member

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    Jobs I could never do. I can deal with barf, poop, blood etc.
    Rotting anything I cannot.
    I'm not allowed to take the garbage out around here. I open the can, toss the bag in and barf on top of it everytime. Garbage dude won't take it.
     
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  6. Brettj3876

    Brettj3876 Road Train Member

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    Ahh you mean pulling a Lorena Bobbitt
     
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  7. AModelCat

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    Ever wonder how the hoods on light towers are always crunched down? Guys strapping them down to their Landolls.

    One a side note, one of my former bosses has a farm and one day one of his hands was hauling a tractor somewhere when the hood blew open and caused some pretty expensive damage.
     
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  8. AModelCat

    AModelCat Road Train Member

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    Back in business. Bit of a limp but not gonna let that hold me back too much. Still put in a full day.
     
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  9. OLDSKOOLERnWV

    OLDSKOOLERnWV Captain Redbeard

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    Lol…. My buddy’s, gotta love them….. :rolleyes:

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  10. J.R.

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    Sam Kinison
     
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  11. AModelCat

    AModelCat Road Train Member

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    Sam Kinison was almost before my time. Only knew of him because of re-runs of him on Stern. That and this killer cover:
     
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