Florida cops hunt female spring breaker caught relieving herself

And yet another news story that makes me glad there was not cameras everywhere when i was young and foolish

 

Jeez, they've got meth heads with semi-automatic weapons on the streets, but they're going after the gal for urinating? I get the trespassing factor, but man, you'd think the cops would have something better to do...

 

She’s technically trespassing on private property,something that is typically frowned upon in Florida. They don’t play around,especially in Polk County!

 

With the price of nitrogen fertilizer these days, the homeowners are lucky she didnt bill them

 

I’m sure there’s a joke one can make utilizing the word anaconda or python with a sexual innuendo context after seeing that video.

 

Wait I thought she was just having a wee
Was she taking a dump?
Maybe she was ill?

 

Well she was probably just a Californian