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I'm moving to a care home because my eight wives have worn me out

Discussion in 'Other News' started by Chinatown, Apr 3, 2023.

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  1. Apr 3, 2023 #1
    Chinatown

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  3. Apr 3, 2023 #2
    buddyd157

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    yeah...i really feel sorry for him...................NOT...!!!!!!
     
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  4. Apr 3, 2023 #3
    Chinatown

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    You're jealous!
     
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  5. Apr 3, 2023 #4
    kemosabi49

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    When I worked in Iraq, we worked alongside foreign nationals, mostly Pakistanis. I was getting ready to go on R&R and one of them asked me to get him some Cialis at the airport on my way through. Told me he was going home for 10 days and he had 3 wives. Lol
     
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  7. Apr 3, 2023 #5
    The Railsplitter

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    Eight wives... even if they were in sequence, the guy must be a glutton for punishment. :confused:
     
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  8. Apr 3, 2023 #6
    Magoo1968

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    Odds are he’s headed to care home to find new prospects lol
     
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  9. Apr 3, 2023 #7
    Tumbleweed TowMan

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    "....... My health is not good now,' said Ron. 'I think it's possible all my wives have worn my body out over the years ....."

    So, his many marriages caused him the natural ailments of Parkinson's Disease, Lewy Body Dementia, Arachnoiditis, and his COPD (smokers desease)?

    oooooookay then!
     
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  10. Apr 3, 2023 #8
    The Crossword Trucker

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    It had to have been brutal on his backside going through 8 walletectomies
     
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  11. Apr 3, 2023 #9
    buddyd157

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    that's his story, and he's sticking to it..!!!
     
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  12. Apr 3, 2023 #10
    Inderjit

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    I had three wives but not all at the same time. I feel his pain.
     
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