Train derails 25 cars in Montana, spilling unconfirmed contents

Because you care to know.

 

But the beer. It can’t be left to go to waste. People gotta drink it. What a great way to clean it up

 

That guy is grinning ear to ear!!!
Party tonight at the Montana Rail Link tracks!!!ROTFLMAO

 

Let the fish drink it. When they end up dying from alcohol poisoning we’ll have a fish fry with beer battered fish!!!

Coors-born in the Rockies.. and killed in the Rockies!!!
There’s no stopping the silver bullet…
Except a derailment!!
@Sirscrapntruckalot has some competition!!

 

If I were anywhere near that site, I'd make like a lumper and load cases into my Camry, lol... tell any authority figures who asked that I'm aiding the cleanup effort!

 

Can you imagine if something like that happened if front of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting???
You have so many people jumping off the wagon, wouldn’t even be funny!

Every wino within 100 miles will be all over that!!

 

I’m not a coors light guy but if it’s free I am.
Can always wash a beer battered fish sandwich down with wait for it Beer

 

Blue Moon too.....so, there's that

 

Even better. It’s above my pay grade. I’m a miller lite level.

 

Tell ‘em you’re charging a “finders fee”!!lmao