Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

Only one way to Find out my Friend....

 

On this note I’m at the fuel stop minutes ago, the girl that works the night shift says she hadn’t seen me in a while etc. says she always knows it’s me pulling in cuz I’m the only animal trailer was her words that comes in. When outta the corner of my eye I catch a big dude with headset sweat pant shorts stained shirt and really short really greasy hair waiting so I say excuse me sir and step aside. I hate to be held up by small talk so I’m embarrassed when I am the one holding up with small talk. Anyway then it spoke and said what you mean sir? Yes it was born a female the voice gave that up. But I missed that one. Should’ve spoke sooner way sooner. Voice in no way matched the body. Be careful with them phone sex lines I’m telling ya whoo

 

I'm partial to the 71 grill because it's got the stainless trim running horizontal. Plus that's the year of mine.

 

Very nice!

 

Thats a nice truck .. !

 

Probably go to jail here now for doing that and be charged with a hate crime them trannies are on protected listed now

 

2 things ...
1.... Nothing good ever comes from small talk with the fuel cashier after dark.. Don't ask how I know that
2.. tell us how you escaped that misunderstanding .. cause them he/she's are usually pissed off at the world and looking for 1 little reason to go postal on anybody

 

About like asking a hefty gal when the baby is due— she’d have to be on the floor with the kid half out before that question ever passed my lips again

 

The 1st thing I learned when I moved to Iowa..
You do not repete DO NOT ask that question .. EVER !!!

 

Look y’all ain’t no way this thing would ever reproduce I mean ain’t nobody standards that low