Minnesota: 19 yr. old career criminal

Geez, from his picture i'd say he is one of Minnesota's finest.

 

Those stick on temporary tats REALLY scare me.

 

They’re going to pass his *** around in jail like a Phillies blunt!!!
“Do you think I want to look INNOCENT in JAIL?!?!?”
“I’d rather look GUILTY at the MALL!!!”
-Chris Rock

 

Am I the only one that would love to compare the average IQ of someone with facial tatts vs the rest of us. I would bet large sums of money their is a vast difference in scores.

In the near future the use of skittles during a crime may result in it being labelled a hate crime:

Lawsuit claims that Skittles are 'unfit for human consumption'

 

Believe or not,it’s actually plausible. I looked at a bag of Skittles a few months ago. One of the main ingredients indeed was titanium dioxide.
Haven’t “tasted the rainbow” since!!

 

I have no doubt they cause cancer. The question is how much do you have to consume before it becomes an issue. I have seen studies in the past where a rat would have to drink 1,000 sodas a day to get enough of the chemical in the blood stream to cause cancer. Pretty much every single thing on the planet is deadly if you overdo it.

 

Another successful parenting example.

When you only weigh 87 pounds, you need to mind your own because most of the world will destroy you. My 12 year old daughter is bigger than him.