The Truckers’ Report flatbed Hall of Shame.

Y'all see this today? I-70 @ C470

 

You makin fun of old worn out drivers that wear suspenders?

 

No sir. I wear suspenders. They aren't those sissy clip-ons either. As long as Baileys keeps making bachelor buttons I'll be just fine. Also, I am old and worn out but I try to give a good account for myself. Sometimes there's more try than give.

 

And people get mad when I call them the "Erector Set" of trailers.

 

Oh man, that hurt. I’m still using the snappers. When I get your age I’ll move up to the good ones……

 

You're officially retired, you can wear anything you want. The last time I went to the woods wearing clip-ons I caught so much grief I threw 'em away.
Baileys is having a sale on their black Wild ### jeans. I usually get three or four pair every year but I cut the Wild ### label off. At my age it would be considered false advertising.
I get my suspenders from Cowlitz Rigging or Madsens.

 

If I was doing anything concentrated on a aluminum trailer — Mac or East

 

Couldn’t figure out how to post the video of this…… looks pretty scary

 

Just imagining the "schhhhhhlinggggg" as that slides by one's ear after the initial crunch will give ya the heebie jeebies