What if it Snows?

Went to an Applebee's or like place one time, sat down at the bar and ordered a beer and a double bourbon (neat).
Little chickey sez, "policy says we can only serve one drink at a time."
I say, "fine. Do you have one of those bartender books back there that tells you how to mix drinks?"
She says, "yes I do."
I say, "well, go get it."
She hustles over and gets it and brings it back (she was nice and clearly she thought the policy was BS).
So I say, "look up Boilermaker".
She does and smiles and gives me what I ordered.

A few minutes later a manager type came to the bar and it was clear she was bustin the bartenders balls about serving me 2 drinks. The bartender just smiled, opened the book, and pointed to a page. The manager studied it for a minute, shook her head and walked off. The bartender then looked at me and we both smiled.

I said, "hit me again, hon......"

 

Shaken, not stirred.

 

He pics the TA carpet square, a box from Sam's club or underneath table on carpet.

 

Or maybe a couple monsters and some of that Joey's fruity coffee.

 

Tomorrow’s forecast…..

Flood watch , ground frozen and 3” of rain with a change over to snow….. many wind too.

much bad

 

Joey should drive for Monster. Am I right.

 

In the shade.....high today, 75