Ice Road Truckers CASTING History Channel *URGENT*

Wait wait wait, is this like a game show?

Cause I can totally go for some no holds bar, who ever gets up the mountain wins a million bucks stuff! Can see it now, smashing trucks off the side of mountains, trying nto to fall off, shifting with double shifters...


I PLAYED CHICKEN WITH THE TRAIN TRAIN

 

Spending the night at the Paradise Truck Stop in Houston, TX.

 

Andrew,

I received your email today requesting I fly out to Hollywood immediately for an interview and to meet with the crew. But after thinking long and hard over it down at Chong's Sushi Bar and Massage Palor I have decided to decline your offer. I really just don't want to be famous and have to move to Hollywood. And the millions you said I could make, well I would probably end up hooking up with some smokin hot babe with fake boobs and she would just end up taking everything. Plus I read in your contract that I was going to have to wear makeup and some funny Elvis Presley looking jump suit and high boots and a big gold chain. I just prefer my bib overalls a t-shirt and my John Deere ball cap and a good Ole' pair of Wolverine boots.

Again thanks and if I am ever in Hollywood I will look you up and lunch is on me at the Waffle House.

Sincerely,

Big John

 

What's a great idea?

 

lunch at the Waffle House

 

Why?

 

Golly, aren't you all being just a bit harsh on poor Andrew? After all, we all know that Hollywierd and real life bear no resemblance to each other! And asking about a "realistic trucking show?" Come on, that is every bit as likely as asking for a "realistic cop show." It just ain't gonna happen.

 

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