You drive a Volvo and want to be a super trucker...

I wanna get in a Volvo now......

 

I doubt that's her name

 

If she comes with the truck I'll take one, then sell the truck..

 

She’ll probably cost more than the truck over time…..

 

But, at least she could move junk.....

 

Where’s that face palm emoji when you need it….

 

like half of everything I own ?!?

 

All those gals in the Pete commercials are...what, twenty years older now? Thirty years? More?
They're the ones you see in the produce department at Safeway with their motorized cart blocking the aisle, squeezing the avocados and mumbling to themselves.

 

40 years, I would guess late 70s to 80s those ads ran …