Ridiculous Advice Thread

Dont forget to insist your vehicle is a vessle and you are a sovereign citizen. Bonus points if you have a plate that says as much and you have a copy of Black's law dictionary that you memorize. The officers cant touch you then. Moreso if you put furry paraphinillia in your rig. Most will just ignore you!

 

And are being fired on by american made weapons sold by arms dealer, code name Poopy Pants

 

Always include a new skillet on your anniversary, lets her know you value her traditional skills.

 

If you get pulled into the scale house just stay in your truck and lock the doors tell them you're only getting out of a US Marshall shows up. They'll have to let you go.

 

Only gay DOT officers do truck inspections

 

When a plumber comes to your house always insist you know whats wrong and helping , it wont be an extra 50$ hr..

 

Actual advice already given? Fictional just for laughs? I’ve got both.

 

Unleash the beast

 

Pre and post inspections are for wussies.

 

Pay for your shower with bit coin .