Ridiculous Advice Thread

I like to buy a sanitary hand mitten that hang on the wall ,they sell for a $1.25 the ones with raised gripps for extra dexterity , in case you run out of TP .

 

A French Tickler in Hand Mittens... Who would have ever thought it. Are they on Amazon?

 

Idk why amazon ? They on the restroom wall $1.25 , well i say mitton but cant get it over my thumb.

 

The numbers written on the bathroom stall are safe to call. You’ll remember it for life, best money you can spend.

 

what is with the guys that do that? i've never once heard any truck i've ever driven, make that noise with the brakes.. they must be putting the brake pedal thru the floorboard

 

Never overlook a chance to help educate the four wheelers about trucks. The more they fear us the better. Idk why but my truck does it sometimes.

 

Takes lots of talent we don’t have. Just like squealing rubber and smoking tires on dirt roads.

 

I'd personally just invite the wolf along for the coffee and donuts, then see if I could coerce it in the truck with me and take it home

 

When pulling doubles or triples, always forget about that second or third trailer when passing other vehicles, they'll understand and give way. As a side note, the town of Vail Police DO NOT have a sense of humor, as a SAIA driver learned this morning when he almost took the nose off a Vail cop with his second pup.

 

When you see that <1$/mile rate on the load board you shouldn’t accept it. Call the broker and tell ‘em that you’ll haul it $0.10/mile cheaper because they aren’t making enough off the load. $0.20 less if it’s going into an area that is hard to get a load out of.