ARKANSAS English Checks Have Begun, They’re checking ALL trucks

Dang man you might have hit the jack pot. Time to make another trip back to OR. That might make the bad rates worth while, but not sure the wife would approve. Ha Ha

 

You only live once. Ask her if she wants you to drop your landing gear at her place

 

Well that's Arkansas for you. Better speak that English and you'd better not even think about running from them on the highway. They will risk your life, their life, and everybody in the immediate proximity's life to stop your ###. They're some gangsta bullies.

 

Don’t fall for it, driver. She’s just trying to get all your Dunkin’ Donuts and Stop & Shop gift cards from alimony

 

Her fifth wheel is way too big for my kingpin

 

I never said she was beautiful. Wife would probably pay the chic to take me, haha

 

That one a while back where they rammed some guy at 120 and they were picking pieces of him out of the trees for days. Bunch of people saying they shouldn't have done that in heavy traffic

 

The sun is not flat. It's shaped like a burrito! Lol

 

You should look on youtube for the one where they rammed a guy, I am not sure at what speed, but it was in a residential area. By the grace of God the truck they were chasing did end up crashing into a house just right there by the residential street.