Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

He said it’s a 2 bottom with a 6 horse team. Lots of orange clay in that area. I have no idea what the conditions of orange clay cause. Round here it’s sandy loam and gumbo. That black dirt has no bottom

 

I was coming through vidalia Georgia and I made some old biddy super angry. I was in the left lane and about to lose it. And she was camping on my right. I gave a little wiggle to get her to move the F on. She wasn’t having it so I had to slow down to get behind her.

I could tell she wasn’t having yelling. Very animated white her hands. I assumed she was fighting with someone on the speaker phone. And had her head up her ###.

Well I was half right. We get to a stop light and she rolls down her window. And now her hands are hanging out the window and she’s still yelling. Except now she’s yelling in the side view mirror.

I finally realized she’s yelling at me. So I just give her the finger. Well now she goes full retard. She gets out(the light is now green) and she’s still cussing. I can’t really tell what she’s saying, so I say what the F is your problem.

She screams YOU NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE! To which I reply you need to learn how to go on a diet you ol #####. I think she called me a ###### when she got back in her car.

 

What always worked for me is call the cows up for milkin. Hard to describe the whoop we use round here. Course calling the hogs works good too. Ya know that whhoooo piggggg sooooiiieeee

 

Old hoe gonna #### around and find out. You gonna talk like a man, you’re apt to get hit like one.


I’m sure she’s calmed down after a virgina slim and a chocolate frosty

 

Generally big on the top and less big in the middle

 

Must pull hard. I was thinking a 4 bottom turning plow with 12 inch points. Be a while knocking that field out.
Our black prairies here you can grab one end of a bottoms turn over and twist to the other end of the field.
Slices off but Johnson grass roots are viney...

 

Prolly kin to @Opus, jes from the context given.

 

Other than Roscoe and Wink Rogers (Two esteemed cattle buyers ) Columbia is renowned for something else.

Mule Day

 

I can see that

 

There is this book. Amazon has it .at only $9.99. Might be of interest to you in your travels and running across situations, Just saying ya know....

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