Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

Barns and nobles

 

I don't know, it'd be kinda like cowboy poetry when Baxter Black was young!

 

That’s why I don’t eat some restaurant’s, no pictures on the menu…..

 

They would want pics of poon or tang I’m slim in both

 

With scratch and sniff pictures

 

Ol city slicker was out riding in the country one day. He came up on a road side produce stand. There was a big sign out front that said “peaches all flavors”. The slick thought that was interesting and pulled in. He asked this old fella in overalls about the sign and inquired about the peaches. He only thought they came in peach flavor. The old farmer laughed and said “pick any flavor and I got a peach that’ll taste just like it.”

the slick thought for a moment and said “peanut butter and jelly” the farmer grabbed a peach off the top and handed it to him. He took a bite and exclaimed “mmm taste just like jiff but I don’t taste the jelly” the farmer explained that he had to flip it over. He did, and it tasted just like smuckers jelly. The city feller was blown away. He the said “I bet you don’t have turkey and dressing”. The old man grabbed a peach off the side and handed it to him. It tasted just like an oven roasted turkey. He flipped it over and it tasted just like dressing.

The slick then looked around and whispered to the farmer. “Hey! You got one that taste like poontang?” The old country fella stuck his arm shoulder deep in the barrel and dug around and pulled out a large peach and handed it to him. The city boy took the largest bite he could get. Had juice running down his face and made the most awful face. He exclaimed “ugh that taste like ####!!”. The farmer just looked at him and said “turn it over”

 

I sure miss that guy. Somewhere I kept one of his stories about how he got up one morning, poured himself a cup, sat down at the table thinking he was the only one up when his little daughter came up behind him and either tapped him on the shoulder or said something to him. He went into detail and it was hilarious.

 

Elmer could probably help you out there. I bet he has them in some encrypted file that even Elon can't find.

 

Be my luck I would sniff one that smells like paint remover. But hell, I'm game.

 

YouTube has a lot his stuff. I could listen to that guy by the hour. He's been there.