Serial Killer Truckers

You’re upset because you’re one of those cereal killers. I mean, there has to be more than 450 cereal killers out there. Have things changed so much as there’s no more cereal killers lurking at the choke and pukes? It used to be that everywhere you looked, there were cold cereal killers and hot cereal killers at every choke annd puke, diner and Waffle House this side of Chittybangbangmcgarnigal.

 

Cheerio, my good man!

 

12 Terrifying Truck Driver Killers Who Murdered While on the Road
Most of these are older and not recent.
I saw a show on Adam Leroy Lane. He would park at a rest area and wander off looking for a victim. They found knives in his truck and DNA that matched a victim. He admitted to several murders and they thought he killed at least 16. This driver had a wife and kids.

 

One of the common denominators of serial killers is the “ Normal life “ facade. It seems when ever one gets arrested and the news media interviews friends and family, they always say “ He was such a nice guy, always very friendly “ and other similar things.

 

Most modern truck drivers don’t have enough testosterone to put on something other than stretchy pants. Let alone overpower another person.

 

Come on bruh, they have giant sandals to fill these days.

 

That's why I wear athletic shorts. I've always hated pants.

 

I recall reading news articles about one that was considered a serial killer whom was at my starter mega a bit before I started there.

Can't recall the name, but I also can't recall the serial killer portion of my training, either. Guess I have a retention problem. Maybe I need a refresher...?

 

The first rule about serial killing is that we don't talk about serial killing!

 

See, I told you I have a retention issues!

Y'all always been an informative bunch here. Always have appreciated that over the years.

Thanks for helping start my refresher!

Now, shhhhhh.......