Where is everyone #5

I thought near beer was a thing of the past. When I was younger we’d run to Missouri on Sunday and get that watered down stuff. I don’t remember when they quit selling it but I remember them liquor stores up on the line advertising no more 3/2 beer

 

Got some wild deer over here in Lysite, WY.

Ole doe didn't like the company from lil button buck

 

No more 3.2. You can get 5.0 ABV now. Any higher, still have to go to state store.

 

Has been repealed.

 

Now we gots some gobblers. Gonna see if we can call em over to the truck with an elk call.

 

Does anyone have a cure for a snoring ### heeler dog. Doc is sawing logs tonight. Sounds like a straight pipe McCullough with a dry bar and dull chain.

 

Yeah he's tryna fart reach over move his balls

 

Well, they're off by the creek here gobblin there heads off. They started my way, deer spooked em, continued on comin back my way, and that dahm deer came back and ran em off.
Oh well,

 

There's another weird Utah thing....state run liquor stores.

We get a lot of Utah traffic up here with folks stocking up on booze, fireworks, porn accessories and lottery tickets.

 

We is that tight I’d do that fer him