Does Dot Drug Test look for Steroids?

I get why but too bad it was ironic comedy

 

I thought “Roid Rage” was a punk band from Akron Ohio.

 

Don’t do steroids man best case scenario they only take 20 years off your life. It’s just not worth it. When you’re some bulked up musclehead women don’t even find that attractive. Go read the studies on it. As we get older, perhaps TRT as prescribed by your medical doctor, but roids and trucking won’t mix well. You gotta be chill most of the time doing this job. You’re gonna be taking all those steroids and you’ll be lucky if you can make it to a gym once a week. Especially if you do OTR work.

 

I've managed to drag my miserable aging body to a planet fitness 6 times in one month out. Either Uber or company pickup truck.